May 2013
dykesandpizza:
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
omg my heart
opposite-directions:
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
amazzingphil:
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
aymmicurls:
farbenfrei:
thedepp:
press z + c together on your keyboard
do it
W HA T WHEN HOW
kanyewesticle:
what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops
burntbypizza:
fabulous more like im fab, u less
ipoog:
egberts:
what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
the-adequate-gatsby:
It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
bettywhite4ever:
fffcuk:
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word